Please read the following instructions:
- Thank you for your interest in contacting me! This page is for the use of legitimate editors, literary agents, friends, fans, followers, and anyone who would care to send me shiny things, bourbon, winning lottery tickets, cheery little notes, or invitations to speaking engagements, royal balls, etc.
- While I am exceedingly fond of the edible sort of SPAM™, this form is not for the other kind, nor for phisher-persons of any sort, most particularly those louche characters from African nations, requesting my assistance in monetary matters. I can’t even balance my own checkbook—don’t expect my help with yours.
- I love to hear from readers, particularly if you are happy. If I don’t respond, please don’t think I’m grumpy or that your mail has ended up in the spam bucket. Chances are I’m up to my eyebrows in some other new story I’m creating just for you! Just know that I appreciate hearing from you and will respond when I come back to the present!
Looking forward to hearing from you!